How long is your average piss?

[catreaper]

I’ve been clocking mine lately and I would say between 45-50 seconds. I’m not a bragger by any means but my bladder and prostate are amazing.

 

[tickdickler]

46-51 seconds.

 

[catreaper]

46-51 seconds.

Do you have to tickle that dickle for the extra second?

Btw, you’re a worthless poster. (No offense.)

 

[shiv]

I’ve been clocking mine lately and I would say between 45-50 seconds. I’m not a bragger by any means but my bladder and prostate are amazing.

Not gonna lie that’s pretty impressive. I’ll have to start timing mine.

When I am in a public restroom and see a man over 40 come in and it sounds like a garden hose spraying into a swimming pool I am incredibly impressed

 

[ChicagoFats]

Don’t have an officially clocked time, but I would say 30-40 seconds.

 

[ajcgn]

I’ve never clocked it, but unfortunately it’s quicker and more often than it used to be

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I’ve been clocking mine lately and I would say between 45-50 seconds. I’m not a bragger by any means but my bladder and prostate are amazing.

Enough to get rid of a cocktail. Depends on if I’m popping the cherry after 6 brews or just pissing in the morning after a semi-normal normal night. If the morning, I jump up, grab a morning diet Dr Pepper and let out a good stream of 15 seconds of awesomeness without any interruptions.

 

[STMF2X]

Usually about 30 seconds of solid stream, then a 3-5 second fart, resume peeing for another 15-20 seconds

 

[shiv]

Damn just took a piss but forgot to time it. Not even sure I cracked 20s

 

[Oler Ted]

Sorry but this is not an accurate way to gauge manhood. Only way we could do this would be to measure force*length. If you are going wide open you aren’t gonna piss for 45 seconds. If you can you need to provide some video evidence. A 45 second trickle is not near as a impressive as a 15 second pile driver

 

[QuanChi]

46-51 seconds.

You are full of shit dick tinkler

 

[d-tiger45]

30-40 seconds, then I shake, zip up, then 1-2 more seconds down my pants leg

 

[shiv]

30-40 seconds, then I shake, zip up, then 1-2 more seconds down my pants leg

Lmao! I feel you man.

 

[Tell_Sackett]

All I know is back in my younger days after holding it at the movies through the last two hours of the Green Mile and 2 large Cherry Cokes, I stood at the theater bathroom urinal pissing like a racehorse while 3 different people went in succession at the urinal next to me. I refer to it as the Green Mile"s little known sequel, the Yellow Mile. It had to be a solid 3 minutes.

 

[OrangenBlue98]

Like 25 sec then I wet half my boxers when I flip it back in after 20 shakes. Sucks....

 

[shiv]

Had a 26er

 

[America 1st]

I’ve been clocking mine lately and I would say between 45-50 seconds. I’m not a bragger by any means but my bladder and prostate are amazing.

Why so short?

Enough to get rid of a cocktail. Depends on if I’m popping the cherry after 6 brews or just pissing in the morning after a semi-normal normal night. If the morning, I jump up, grab a morning diet Dr Pepper and let out a good stream of 15 seconds of awesomeness without any interruptions.

Out @ diet

 

[quickfeet]

 

[quickfeet]

Regardless of Bladder Size, All Mammals Pee for Approximately 21 Seconds (With Video Goodness)

Scientists are calling this the "law of urination."

www.discovermagazine.com

The Law of Urination states that OP is full of shit. The average length for all mammals is 21 seconds with a standard deviation of 13 seconds. Unless OP is a six sigma pisser I don’t think he is telling the truth.

 

[TriggerHappyJack]

5 seconds, pause, 6 seconds, pause, 5 seconds, pause, 3 seconds…
You get the picture.
Pissing in Morse code.

 

[Cletusnow]

Around 30 feet or thereabouts.

 

[Emma tenywa]

Around 30 feet or thereabouts.

Whaaaaaaaat!!!!

 

[Rebarcock.]

My dr stuck his finger up my ass last week.
Dr said "you have the smallest prostrate i have ever felt."
I answered "you have the biggest fingers that have ever been in my asshole" we laughed as I wiped the jelly from my bhole.
I'm 48 my morning piss at 330am is a good minute. If I'm drinking I bet I could piss for 2 min.
I have noticed over the last year getting flow going takes a little more primer. But I think it could be related to BP meds dr put me on about a year ago.

 

[QuanChi]

My dr stuck his finger up my ass last week.
Dr said "you have the smallest prostrate i have ever felt."
I answered "you have the biggest fingers that have ever been in my asshole" we laughed as I wiped the jelly from my bhole.
I'm 48 my morning piss at 330am is a good minute. If I'm drinking I bet I could piss for 2 min.
I have noticed over the last year getting flow going takes a little more primer. But I think it could be related to BP meds dr put me on about a year ago.

Are you sure it was the doctors finger?

 

[tiderollsonu]

3.5"..... Wait what

 

[Cre8ive]

I’ve been clocking mine lately and I would say between 45-50 seconds. I’m not a bragger by any means but my bladder and prostate are amazing.

About 15 yards. You?