Hey MOTHERFUCKERS, what are you doing?

[Chris Farley]

Simple question you fuck!

 

[Chris Farley]

Am I talking to myself? Where you pussies at!?

 

[sbisteve]

Bout to go to bed bitch, will have to catch up with you in the morning. Roll Tide!!!

 

[mrt]

Just finished watching LSU Georgia conference championship a few years ago. Georgia got a good ass whupping after the LSU dolts woke up and accepted the fact they were playing in Georgia and not Home.

 

[Chris Farley]

So @mrt guess you and I got something in common ?

 

[mrt]

So @mrt guess you and I got something in common ?

Damned Skippy

 

[Chris Farley]

Damned Skippy

What branch? When? Combat?

 

[mrt]

I want that mean looking one in the front, someone grab her gun for me and I'll kick her heels off so she ain't so tall. I already ask my buddies on FB but they all chickened out. Who ever helps can have the other 3 bringing up the rear.

 

[Chris Farley]

I want that mean looking one in the front, someone grab her gun for me and I'll kick her heels off so she ain't so tall. I already ask my buddies on FB but they all chickened out. Who ever helps can have the other 3 bringing up the rear.

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I’ll take the rear!

 

[mrt]

What branch? When? Combat?

ARMY 65 - 70 Combat yes 3 years. Fort Polk, Fort Ord, Fort Campbell, Nike Hercules Dallas Fortworth AD .......... then 3 years in RVN...... then a wiser civilian.

 

[Chris Farley]

ARMY 65 - 70 Combat yes 3 years. Fort Polk, Fort Ord, Fort Campbell, Nike Hercules Dallas Fortworth AD .......... then 3 years in RVN...... then a wiser civilian.

Aight gramps! I see ya out there!

myself? I’m a new pup. 2003-2020. Medically retired Army, SFC. Airborne Infantry, 82nd Airborne, combat 6 times. Iraq 2x Afghanistan 4x. Bronze star for valor. Jumpmaster. First sergeant

 

[America 1st]

Am I talking to myself? Where you pussies at!?

Watching The West Wing, playing Attila total war, and drinking covfefe.

 

[mrt]

What branch? When? Combat?

I answered and had three tabs open and two hard drives then my puter froze up on one of the hard drives. Anyway ARMY 65 - 70 Combat YES in two units same Bn same airfield. And now for more important stuff. How to inspect the troops

 

[Chris Farley]

Watching The West Wing, playing Attila total war, and drinking covfefe.

Sometimes I think you are a weird dude. But other times, I find myself jealous of your knowledge combined with youth!

 

[mrt]

Aight gramps! I see ya out there!

myself? I’m a new pup. 2003-2020. Medically retired Army, SFC. Airborne Infantry, 82nd Airborne, combat 6 times. Iraq 2x Afghanistan 4x. Bronze star for valor. Jumpmaster. First sergeant

Those sorry fucks called poiticians really used you guys up. They killed the draft and yours was the future. Now if we have a war and need people nobody shows.

 

[Chris Farley]

Those sorry fucks called poiticians really used you guys up. They killed the draft and yours was the future. Now if we have a war and need people nobody shows.

Used us up isn’t even the phrase for it…they just made us whores. I fucking hate the government for what they’ve done to us! They plucked us right up from being Patriots after 9/11 and straight up whored us out. 9/11 was a fucking fraud. In the end, the only thing that keeps me grounded is that I tell myself I was looking out for my buddy and him/me…

 

[mrt]

Used us up isn’t even the phrase for it…they just made us whores. I fucking hate the government for what they’ve done to us! They plucked us right up from being Patriots after 9/11 and straight up whored us out. 9/11 was a fucking fraud. In the end, the only thing that keeps me grounded is that I tell myself I was looking out for my buddy and him/me…

RVN,Family and friends

A mix of personal photos of my family members and service in RVN

ibb.co

 

[d-tiger45]

What up mr farLey? Im off to sleep but give yourslef more than 2 minutes in between first and second messges.

 

[Chris Farley]

What up mr farLey? Im off to sleep but give yourslef more than 2 minutes in between first and second messges.

No. I’m the Commander, I do as I please. But thanks bud

 

[America 1st]

Sometimes I think you are a weird dude. But other times, I find myself jealous of your knowledge combined with youth!

I’m a dumb fucking hick.

Was my OP a weird fucking dude moment or a jealous of youth moment?

 

[Chris Farley]

I’m a dumb fucking hick.

Was my OP a weird fucking dude moment or a jealous of youth moment?

Def a “youth but very mature aura” going for you.

 

[America 1st]

Def a “youth but very mature aura” going for you.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Trying to understand why my sinuses/allergies are bugging the shit out of me when I’ve never had this problem in my life ever before.

35 years of life and never had this problem.

 

[America 1st]

Trying to understand why my sinuses/allergies are bugging the shit out of me when I’ve never had this problem in my life ever before.

35 years of life and never had this problem.

Downwards slope IYAM.

 

[TheNJNole]

Simple question you fuck!

Taking a morning dump.

What are you doing? Have a good wknd?

 

[tiderollsonu]

11pm at night I'm sleeping you sorry SOB

 

[TheNJNole]

11pm at night I'm sleeping you sorry SOB

11pm, try 9pm...... lol

 

[OverlordWifey]

Headed to work out, waiting to see our very own Alabama Man @PleasureMoose give us another stellar daily update.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Trying to understand why my sinuses/allergies are bugging the shit out of me when I’ve never had this problem in my life ever before.

35 years of life and never had this problem.

Age onset allergies. Mine changed at 38. Now I take a Walmart zyrtek and it does the trick.
Problem solver:
Get some local honey from a place around you. Needs to be within 40 miles or so of location. Eat a teaspoon everyday for a week. The pollen in the honey will build your antibodies. Works better at beginning of season like April.

@Chris Farley
Back at work after an intestine battle. Long story short, never eat 3 ears of corn.

 

[AmericanViking]

Aight gramps! I see ya out there!

myself? I’m a new pup. 2003-2020. Medically retired Army, SFC. Airborne Infantry, 82nd Airborne, combat 6 times. Iraq 2x Afghanistan 4x. Bronze star for valor. Jumpmaster. First sergeant

That’s pretty impressive brother.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Age onset allergies. Mine changed at 38. Now I take a Walmart zyrtek and it does the trick.
Problem solver:
Get some local honey from a place around you. Needs to be within 40 miles or so of location. Eat a teaspoon everyday for a week. The pollen in the honey will build your antibodies. Works better at beginning of season like April.

@Chris Farley
Back at work after an intestine battle. Long story short, never eat 3 ears of corn.

I used to guzzle honey back home. Nothing like local honey. Thanks for the recommendations.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Taking a morning dump.

What are you doing? Have a good wknd?

I’m on my fourth or fifth shit of the day. I lost count

 

[Viking]

Fightin' the good fight! What the fuck else What are doin' Farley? haha SKOL!

 

[Edgehollow]

Just went and looked at a potential flip house. It's needs a TON of work, but mostly on the outside. Had a tree fall on it and shit went downhill from there. Scope of work hit 6 figures, and I'm not sure the juice is worth the squeeze.

Now sitting at the day job waiting for my beef to get here. Then I'm going home for the day, probably to sweat my ass off doing yard work.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I’m on my fourth or fifth shit of the day. I lost count

That happens to me when I booze. I'm on the wagon for a while

 

[Rebarcock.]

Just went and looked at a potential flip house. It's needs a TON of work, but mostly on the outside. Had a tree fall on it and shit went downhill from there. Scope of work hit 6 figures, and I'm not sure the juice is worth the squeeze.

Now sitting at the day job waiting for my beef to get here. Then I'm going home for the day, probably to sweat my ass off doing yard work.

Dude, I haven't cut my yard in like 17 days. I live in a swamp and it has rained either everyday or 4in and is so wet I can't run the tractor. I mowed my back yard yesterday. Got stuck 3x and now have to replant grass. Driving me crazy. I don't have to have the nicest yard but I hate having it get over grown. I just weed ate the edges and perimeter. Swamp life lol

 

[Edgehollow]

Dude, I haven't cut my yard in like 17 days. I live in a swamp and it has rained either everyday or 4in and is so wet I can't run the tractor. I mowed my back yard yesterday. Got stuck 3x and now have to replant grass. Driving me crazy. I don't have to have the nicest yard but I hate having it get over grown. I just weed ate the edges and perimeter. Swamp life lol

I'm one of them that pays someone to mow. Nothing better than pulling in and the shit's already cut.

When they built our house, they ran drains for the gutters underground, I just want to extend them further as the yard has a fairly steep grade and we were already having erosion issues. I rented a ditch witch over a year ago to dig the trenches, but only have one of the 5 corrugated pipes completed to bury. So, now, I'm gonna have our lawn guy come back and bury them...but I have to finish installing first.

It shouldn't take but a few hours to do, but I'm a lazy fuck so it is what it is.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I'm one of them that pays someone to mow. Nothing better than pulling in and the shit's already cut.

When they built our house, they ran drains for the gutters underground, I just want to extend them further as the yard has a fairly steep grade and we were already having erosion issues. I rented a ditch witch over a year ago to dig the trenches, but only have one of the 5 corrugated pipes completed to bury. So, now, I'm gonna have our lawn guy come back and bury them...but I have to finish installing first.

It shouldn't take but a few hours to do, but I'm a lazy fuck so it is what it is.

You should have him perform a design, MLB style.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I'm one of them that pays someone to mow. Nothing better than pulling in and the shit's already cut.

When they built our house, they ran drains for the gutters underground, I just want to extend them further as the yard has a fairly steep grade and we were already having erosion issues. I rented a ditch witch over a year ago to dig the trenches, but only have one of the 5 corrugated pipes completed to bury. So, now, I'm gonna have our lawn guy come back and bury them...but I have to finish installing first.

It shouldn't take but a few hours to do, but I'm a lazy fuck so it is what it is.

I used to use a guy. Then got anew place and bought a deer. I enjoy it again.

Projects suck worse the second day

 

[Edgehollow]

I used to use a guy. Then got anew place and bought a deer. I enjoy it again.

Projects suck worse the second day

I'm going to try and do the Lawn Care nut program starting this fall, and mowing myself next year. I in no way, shape, or form expect to "enjoy the mow". But I don't want to be the shittiest yard on the street. Maybe once I start seeing a lush, green lawn I'll like it more...but for now it just seems like a shit ton of work.