Hey goose, you little AF

[Simmer007]

New Chicago takeout opened in Okc, way way better than portillos
@The_Goose

 

[Kenny Orange Powers]

So all you need to have a "Chicago " place is a bulls sign and some hot dogs? I might start one up in north Texas then.

 

[CBradSmith]

I see no pizza on that menu.

#ChicagoFail

 

[Nape]

Portillo’s should just shut its doors. It’s over.

 

[Kenny Orange Powers]

I see no pizza on that menu.

#ChicagoFail

I'm going to just make some lasagna and throw it on a pizza pan in my Chicago restaurant. No one will notice.

 

[Simmer007]

I see no pizza on that menu.

#ChicagoFail

Naw, casserole is trash so....

 

[Simmer007]

Portillo’s should just shut its doors. It’s over.

God, this place was terrible. They poured the au jus on my Italian, then let it sit and it was soggy af when I got it

 

[CBradSmith]

I'm going to just make some lasagna and throw it on a pizza pan in my Chicago restaurant. No one will notice.

LMAO

Was introduced to Chicago Style in Atlanta of all places. Was legit.

 

[Chris Farley]

Fuck Chicago but you can’t shit on Portillo’s.

 

[Wagonstick 74]

Portillo’s is hot garbage !

 

[Wait What]

Do they have any gourmet ketchups for those weiners?

 

[spf84]

I'm going to just make some lasagna and throw it on a pizza pan in my Chicago restaurant. No one will notice.

They already have old Chicago there.

 

[Simmer007]

They already have old Chicago there.

Old Chicago is so fucking terrible

 

[spf84]

Old Chicago is so fucking terrible

It’s atrocious. I was in ft worth for work snd this dude was raving about it. We went there and it was awful.

 

[Simmer007]

It’s atrocious. I was in ft worth for work snd this dude was raving about it. We went there and it was awful.

I can eat a deep dish once a year, I’ll have 2 slices then take a 2 hour nap

 

[Nape]

I can eat a deep dish once a year, I’ll have 2 slices then take a 2 hour nap

Order the real thing online. Both Giordano’s and Lou Malnati’s have mail order. You can also get Pequod’s through Gold Belly.

 

[Simmer007]

Order the real thing online. Both Giordano’s and Lou Malnati’s have mail order. You can also get Pequod’s through Gold Belly.

That’s when I eat it, when I head to Chicago. There is a really good place in Tulsa called savastanos. They are from Chicago and apparently had a lawsuit with ginos East over the sauce

 

[The_Goose]

OP is cruisin’ for a bruisin’