Having a debate with mom: if I told you I just took a number 3….

[absoluteUnit]

What would that mean to you?

 

[JordanPetersHorn]

Diarrhea out your lymph nodes of course

 

[AmericanViking]

You are a hermaphrodite

Did I win?

 

[Jtrain80]

You vomited.

 

[t_money86]

Pissed out your ass

 

[ChicagoFats]

Not sure what a number 3 is.

we usually call what you are referring to as a one and a half.

 

[QuanChi]

Coom

 

[MortgageHorn]

If You Meant Third Base - Then You Fingered a Girl

 

[absoluteUnit]

Wow you guys are just making this more complicated! I’ll have to think on this for a bit

 

[IrishStout]

Filet O Fish Combo?

 

[Taggart]

Jerked off

 

[quickfeet]

Shit out blood

 

[Oler Ted]

Passed a kidney stone

 

[Jayhacker]

You pissed and pooped at the same time?

 

[Oler Ted]

You pissed and pooped at the same time?

Is that possible?

 

[I am El Nino]

You pissed and pooped at the same time?

Is that possible?

Not for this guy.

 

[Sgfeer]

the ole #6 is better

 

[shiv]

the ole #6 is better

Classic

 

[laterallyshaking]

I’d guess you’d just yanked one out.

 

[Pillow Pants]

 

[OPD77]

Pudding enema?

 

[Phillip McKraken]

You were Able to shit through a screen door.

 

[BurntJ]

Is this code for an upper decker? I
After reading the above answers, I’m now interested in the actual answer…..

 

[ChicagoFats]

Wow you guys are just making this more complicated! I’ll have to think on this for a bit

So what exactly is a number 3?

 

[Chris Farley]

Did you get it with or without pickles?

 

[sanction]

Ma, this meatloaf is too spicy!!!!