Had some good luck finally. Which phone is the best for watching porn on?

[absoluteUnit]

I got an extra social security check in the mail today on accident. I am trying to decide what phone to get between the iPhone, the Samsung foldy phone or potentially a wild card.

I just use my phone for watching porn and ordering groceries. Please help, serious replies only.

 

[America 1st]

I was about to order a welfare check on you. You’ve been MIA for a minute OP.

Where you been?

 

[absoluteUnit]

I was about to order a welfare check on you. You’ve been MIA for a minute OP.

Where you been?

I have just been masterbating constantly and in between sessions I help mom out around the house. I’ve been playing some World of Warcraft to, but now my computer chair is broken because when I stood up I put too much weight on the arm rest. How are you my friend?

 

[America 1st]

I have just been masterbating constantly and in between sessions I help mom out around the house. I’ve been playing some World of Warcraft to, but now my computer chair is broken because when I stood up I put too much weight on the arm rest. How are you my friend?

Not good now that I know yore chair is fucked.

If you fall over again, and can’t get up like last time, because the arm is broken you could end up stuck in that basement for days or weeks.

You might need to consider spending that extra check on a new chair and getting a cheaper throw away phone for yore porn.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Not good now that I know yore chair is fucked.

If you fall over again, and can’t get up like last time, because the arm is broken you could end up stuck in that basement for days or weeks.

You might need to consider spending that extra check on a new chair and getting a cheaper throw away phone for yore porn.

I did consider that, but if I just get a good phone I could just stay on the couch where it is more comfortable

 

[America 1st]

I did consider that, but if I just get a good phone I could just stay on the couch where it is more comfortable

Bruh if you text me any more pictures of bed sores on yore ass I’m gonna throw up again then hire someone to cum beat yore ass.

That shit was disgusting last time. You can’t be sitting on the couch like that for days at a time. Getting up every couple days to help yore mom carry in groceries or clean up the dog shit off the floor isn’t enough time for those bad bois to air themselves out especially after all that jergens runs back there.

 

[rCW702]

That foldy one seems fun, plus it has a stylus you could shove in your ass during your happy time.

 

[absoluteUnit]

That foldy one seems fun, plus it has a stylus you could shove in your ass during your happy time.

Sold

 

[tiderollsonu]