Guys my legs have been killing my I think something is wrong

[absoluteUnit]

 

[America 1st]

Do you not lotion bro?

St. Ives with collagen keeps me from getting ashy homie

 

[absoluteUnit]

Do you not lotion bro?

St. Ives with collagen keeps me from getting ashy homie

I use butter an garlic actually. Helps provide a nice shine while also keeping the vampires from biting my legs. I used to have issues with that

 

[America 1st]

I use butter an garlic actually. Helps provide a nice shine while also keeping the vampires from biting my legs. I used to have issues with that

Lucky bastard.

Kerry Gold?

 

[absoluteUnit]

Lucky bastard.

Kerry Gold?

Well of course sir. Only grass fed butter for my appendages

 

[BigBucnNole]

My legs used to look like that. Pretty scary. Doctors at the clinic said it was a blood flow issue where my heart was having a difficult time getting blood throughout my body. It'd pool in my legs. So I now wear compression socks and a few meds, and am more or less good as new.

 

[yankmenoodle]

I thought you were making a giant tranny penis.

 

[LVRebel]

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Dude, you need to mix in some calve extensions.

 

[Cre8ive]

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Slater them with drawn garlic butter and lobster puree and walk in the homeless section of San Francisco. You will be trouble free in about 30 minutes. Be sure to have a bud follow you with a wheel chair. And for god's sake don't get any of that garlic butter on your ass! If so, you'll be toast instead of bread!

 

[RKirkD]

Its all that loafing around you been doin?

 

[shiv]

Its all that loafing around you been doin?

POtD

 

[Cards1968]

That's a lot of penis skinning.

 

[absoluteUnit]

That's a lot of penis skinning.

 

[Cre8ive]

Its all that loafing around you been doin?

Best answer of the month for sure!

 

[BurntJ]

Its all that loafing around you been doin?

 

[tiderollsonu]

You should rub olive oil on them