Got my Pfizer vaccine today

[absoluteUnit]

Ask me anything.

Mom took this pic for proof:

 

[America 1st]

OP should do one of those series of photographs where it takes close up photos of it's arm and elbow fat making it look like kitty.

Bet he fools us more than once.

Also OP:

 

[absoluteUnit]

OP should do one of those series of photographs where it takes close up photos of it's arm and elbow fat making it look like kitty.

Bet he fools us more than once.

Also OP:

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5.5. I played dark souls today and that was quite nice. Otherwise:

 

[America 1st]

5.5. I played dark souls today and that was quite nice. Otherwise:

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I was @ 6.9 today on the pepe scale.

 

[Don Johnson]

 

[DreadPirateRoberts]

dude, you look too young to be that heavy. time to make some lifestyle changes or the next pandemic may be your last. just sayin

 

[Chris Farley]

@absoluteUnit What’s your fitness routine? Also, thought you’d have a bigger dick based on your username. Most fat people have micropeens.

 

[JerBearr]

Ask me anything.

Mom took this pic for proof:

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holy fuck you look like a pepperoni pizza with all those freckles

 

[America 1st]

@absoluteUnit What’s your fitness routine? Also, thought you’d have a bigger dick based on your username. Most fat people have micropeens.

 

[absoluteUnit]

@absoluteUnit What’s your fitness routine? Also, thought you’d have a bigger dick based on your username. Most fat people have micropeens.

Never claimed a big penis. It’s tiny actually. I can’t get a girlfriend anyways so it doesn’t matter

 

[absoluteUnit]

dude, you look too young to be that heavy. time to make some lifestyle changes or the next pandemic may be your last. just sayin

I don’t mind dying

 

[hatchdaddy]

 

[hatchdaddy]

Vaccine fags, please stand for the national anthem

 

[absoluteUnit]

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I was @ 6.9 today on the pepe scale.

You have a really good few weeks coming for you. I can feel it. Also crypto bubble crashes this month so I can lol at people with you

 

[absoluteUnit]

I’m hard as a rock

 

[Chris Farley]

Never claimed a big penis. It’s tiny actually. I can’t get a girlfriend anyways so it doesn’t matter

Sure you can! It’s called a mail ordered bride.

speaking of, does anyone have the pics of the weirdo that ordered the MOB from rivals!?

mans while we are on pics from rivals, does anyone have the pics of the cuckhold from auburn!?

TIA

 

[absoluteUnit]

@America 1st we can call everyone bitcucks and tell them to eat our shit

 

[absoluteUnit]

Sure you can! It’s called a mail ordered bride.

speaking of, does anyone have the pics of the weirdo that ordered the MOB from rivals!?

mans while we are on pics from rivals, does anyone have the pics of the cuckhold from auburn!?

TIA

I saw the cuck pic not too long ago. Can’t remember where but it was either here or the cuckboard

 

[America 1st]

Never claimed a big penis. It’s tiny actually. I can’t get a girlfriend anyways so it doesn’t matter

Get a frog. They bitch less.

I don’t mind dying

We all do it.

 

[Chris Farley]

I saw the cuck pic not too long ago. Can’t remember where but it was either here or the cuckboard

Wish I had Microsoft paint skills. That would be fantasmic

 

[America 1st]

I saw the cuck pic not too long ago. Can’t remember where but it was either here or the cuckboard

Why isn't that spoilered?

 

[absoluteUnit]

I am not gay by any means, but I really want to fuck this kid in the ass in front of a huge crowd while dr. fauci sits front and center

 

[hatchdaddy]

I am not gay by any means, but I really want to fuck this kid in the ass in front of a huge crowd while dr. fauci sits front and center

It's a good thing autism isn't a venereal disease then

 

[absoluteUnit]

It's a good thing autism isn't a venereal disease then

I still think the animated vaccine song that is designed to speak on the same level as the black community is better

 

[absoluteUnit]

This is the one that inspired me:

 

[hatchdaddy]

I still think the animated vaccine song that is designed to speak on the same level as the black community is better

Me too. We Got Da Vaccine is a modern classic

 

[absoluteUnit]

Me too. We Got Da Vaccine is a modern classic

We wuz vaccinated and sheeit

 

[hatchdaddy]

Listen, on the off chance any of you here are black, you have a very good reason not to trust the CDC. Look up the Tuskegee Experiments.