Funniest sex acts

[absoluteUnit]

 

[absoluteUnit]

Great use in a sentence on this one:

 

[yankmenoodle]

I hope Easyhawk doesn't find this thread.

 

[Teddy Jack]

My wife doesn’t seem to share the opinion they are funny.

 

[quickfeet]

My wife doesn’t seem to share the opinion they are funny.

She might be turned on

 

[TJHall1]

Great use in a sentence on this one:

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I'm proud to be a hawkeye.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Always wanted to try this

 

[RJ2kWJ]

 

[TJHall1]

 

[Spc311]

Arabian goggles: tea bag a girl and shit in her mouth.

 

[TJHall1]

Arabian goggles: tea bag a girl and shit in her mouth.

So are you shitting on your own balls while they're in her mouth? Where is the goggles part of this equation? This doesn't make sense.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

So are you shitting on your own balls while they're in her mouth? Where is the goggles part of this equation? This doesn't make sense.

Whatever happened to the old school early 2000s stuff? The closet surprise.

Your buddy is banging a chick while you’re hiding in the bedroom closet, jump out and scream bloody murder, and your buddy has to stay inside as long as he possibly can while she’s freaking out.

Maybe it’s the bucking Bronco. Either way it’s hilarious.

 

[Spc311]

So are you shitting on your own balls while they're in her mouth? Where is the goggles part of this equation? This doesn't make sense.

The mouth is below the eyes. This stacks up anatomically.

Think of it as if your resting your nutsack on the rim of the bowl whilst you shit.

 

[TJHall1]

The mouth is below the eyes. This stacks up anatomically.

Think of it as if your resting your nutsack on the rim of the bowl whilst you shit.

I think you don't know what it means to teabag someone:

teabag
To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person

 

[Spc311]

I think you don't know what it means to teabag someone:

teabag
To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person

Ah, lost in translation. Tea bag has always been the eyes in my lexicon with a nut dunk being the mouth.

 

[TJHall1]

Ah, lost in translation. Tea bag has always been the eyes in my lexicon with a nut dunk being the mouth.

Interesting. Like different takes on food in different regions. I like it.

 

[yankmenoodle]

Slovakian traffic cone. Ask Easyhawk.

 

[TJHall1]

Wowzers

 

[CurtOFD78]

I don't know how to get the urban dictionary posting for this but ...

montana musket loader
When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

 

[NopeDawg]

Look up Kansas City Carwash

 

[Wagonstick 74]

Look up Kansas City Carwash

I did , now wish I hadn’t !

 

[quickfeet]

Look up Kansas City Carwash

Well now I’m fully torqued

 

[TJHall1]

I may have just come up with a brilliant idea, if it hasn't been done already. I'm gonna start a website where I try all of these urban dicktionary sex acts and people can watch. Anyone know any females who don't mind being covered in shit and urine and semen, having their anus yanked out, being punched in the back of the head, wearing traffic cones on their head, having frozen turds shoved in their orifices, being ridden down a flight of stairs, having their butthole loaded with chewing tobacco, and numerous other sensual and passionate things?

 

[Wagonstick 74]

I may have just come up with a brilliant idea, if it hasn't been done already. I'm gonna start a website where I try all of these urban dicktionary sex acts and people can watch. Anyone know any females who don't mind being covered in shit and urine and semen, having their anus yanked out, being punched in the back of the head, wearing traffic cones on their head, having frozen turds shoved in their orifices, being ridden down a flight of stairs, having their butthole loaded with chewing tobacco, and numerous other sensual and passionate things?

@Simmer007 has a chick that’s down for atleast 85% of these !

 

[Simmer007]

@Simmer007 has a chick that’s down for atleast 85% of these !

I sure miss kat

 

[absoluteUnit]

I sure miss kat

Pics

 

[Sparty1045]

Reverse cowgirl tits in the face

 

[Simmer007]

Pics

 

[absoluteUnit]

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She’s a cutie!

For your troubles:

 

[WARfn3AGLE]

I may have just come up with a brilliant idea, if it hasn't been done already. I'm gonna start a website where I try all of these urban dicktionary sex acts and people can watch. Anyone know any females who don't mind being covered in shit and urine and semen, having their anus yanked out, being punched in the back of the head, wearing traffic cones on their head, having frozen turds shoved in their orifices, being ridden down a flight of stairs, having their butthole loaded with chewing tobacco, and numerous other sensual and passionate things?

The only thing that would have made this post better, is if had you said “ asking for a friend!”

 

[Wagonstick 74]

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She would even do reverse cowgirl tits in face I bet !

 

[Simmer007]

She’s a cutie!

For your troubles:

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Oh myyyyyy