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Folks, let me tell you a little story
For many months I believed Covid 19 was effectively the flu and not a danger worth the sacrifice of fresh air, freedom of assembly, worship and movement. I then evolved to think of it as a part of rather intricate plan to centralize wealth and power via biological, social, poltical, geopolitical and psychological warfare
But then everything changed. The data was in. The science was becoming clearer. It was all very real, even understated. The right wing, evangelical media was covering the crisis but ultimately they served to coverup it's severity.
The scientists and geniuses who reliably adoned their masks, kept their distance, feverishly washed any surface had it right. This was the bubonic plague 2.0.
There we're a few things that could save us: Masks, Doc Fauci, Dancing nurse tiktok videos, ventilators, Andrew cuomo press conferences, and then finally, warp speed vaccines. Don't forget PPE!
But I realized this too late. I contracted the coronavirus. Must have been a day I was only wearing 3 masks. For weeks I basically wore my astronaut suit from Halloween 08 to stave off the virus. Long story short, I let my guard down and I scurried to the hospital. I flashed the ER doc my BLM tat and was deservedly given prescedence as they contorted amidst the coughing dead. The bodies we're everywhere. They we're dead but still coughing. I was destined to join them.
Despite their heroic efforts, the virus had me in it's grips. Yes, I died. Medically, clinically, the whole 9, literally, full stop.
But, that's obviously not where the story ends. 69 seconds after my death, in a last ditch hail mary move, the medical professionals injected me with the vaccine. Next thing you know, I'm alive.
This happens all the time but the anti vax news media suppresses these stories. So if you are mulling your decision, think about this, think about me. It's all for your SAFTEEEE!
For many months I believed Covid 19 was effectively the flu and not a danger worth the sacrifice of fresh air, freedom of assembly, worship and movement. I then evolved to think of it as a part of rather intricate plan to centralize wealth and power via biological, social, poltical, geopolitical and psychological warfare
But then everything changed. The data was in. The science was becoming clearer. It was all very real, even understated. The right wing, evangelical media was covering the crisis but ultimately they served to coverup it's severity.
The scientists and geniuses who reliably adoned their masks, kept their distance, feverishly washed any surface had it right. This was the bubonic plague 2.0.
There we're a few things that could save us: Masks, Doc Fauci, Dancing nurse tiktok videos, ventilators, Andrew cuomo press conferences, and then finally, warp speed vaccines. Don't forget PPE!
But I realized this too late. I contracted the coronavirus. Must have been a day I was only wearing 3 masks. For weeks I basically wore my astronaut suit from Halloween 08 to stave off the virus. Long story short, I let my guard down and I scurried to the hospital. I flashed the ER doc my BLM tat and was deservedly given prescedence as they contorted amidst the coughing dead. The bodies we're everywhere. They we're dead but still coughing. I was destined to join them.
Despite their heroic efforts, the virus had me in it's grips. Yes, I died. Medically, clinically, the whole 9, literally, full stop.
But, that's obviously not where the story ends. 69 seconds after my death, in a last ditch hail mary move, the medical professionals injected me with the vaccine. Next thing you know, I'm alive.
This happens all the time but the anti vax news media suppresses these stories. So if you are mulling your decision, think about this, think about me. It's all for your SAFTEEEE!