FBI- A Fake Vaccination Card Will Earn You Some Prison Time.

[ThreadBot]

 

[Chris Farley]

Sucks for me

 

[Cards1968]

They have handwriting samples from every vaccine center?

 

[JordanPetersHorn]

If they can’t scan it then fuck right off. Could hand them a Pokémon card and they would have just as much power to verify it

 

[Stonewall12]

That could start a civil war.

 

[PawPower1981]

 

[BTAvenger]

:idontbelieveyou:

 

[racernhra]

Soooooo a fake vaccination card will get me into more trouble than Hillary Clinton’s illegal email server and Hunter Biden’s laptop filled with quid pro quo deals and kiddie porn.

Sounds about right.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Just going to copy the wife’s info and put my name on it

 

[22*43*51]

They won’t say what they would charge you with, as no criminal statute is currently on the books. But, whatev’s.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Can I get a fake one 3D printed?

 

[imprimis]

They won’t say what they would charge you with, as no criminal statute is currently on the books. But, whatev’s.

Probably with falsifying a gov't document.

 

[22*43*51]

Probably with falsifying a gov't document.

Which apparently they are more concerned about, than presenting falsified government docs to the FISA court.

 

[AmericanViking]

Which apparently they are more concerned about, than presenting falsified government docs to the FISA court.

or investigating massive voter fraud

 

[Cre8ive]

Your full of covid and shit both! States rights prevail and no judge or jury is going to send anyone to jail or fine them for a fake covid card. Threadbot - you are one stupid motherfucker! But from what I have heard, it is your job and your mission to be one ignorant son of a bitch. You are doing a GREAT JOB!