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Rva

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My jeep is having the radiator fan replaced and the dealership is paid 35 (out of 42) dollars for a car rental

Not a fan of enterprise rent a car because:

A. Enterprise calls me to schedule a pick up for tomorrow. I give the guy my address he says oh I’m sorry that’s too far for us. Here’s the number to another enterprise. So i call and this I enterprise asks me my address, and I tell them. They tell me perfect that’s within a 10 mile pick up zone.
I asked him if that policy is the same at every enterprise, and she says yes.
I told her that’s odd because the other people made me call you because I was too far yet. They’re 2 miles away from me.
She makes up some excuse about who knows what I say. Look your company blatantly lied to me, so I think y’all should cover the seven bucks stats the car dealerships not
They tell me they can’t do that blah blah blah but they’ll give me a quarter tank of gas. I told him that’s not the point the point is somebody lied to me and nobody cares.
Nonetheless, they told me they would pick me up tomorrow. When they called me earlier today, I was excited because I get to have a vehicle.
They tell me I want is my insurance information, my debit card and someone else’s phone number as a contact. So they come and pick me up and I’m enjoying the Chevy Colorado they pick me up in which was fairly surprising how much I enjoyed riding in that.
When I get there, I’ll give him all the information. I need drivers license and debit card, date of birth insurance, lady, friends, phone number, etc..
So the difference is eight bucks and I hand them my debit card. Apparently they freak out I can’t take it because my name is not on the card. They look at me and was like do you have a credit card and I said not on me you told me my debit card would work so I didn’t grab my wallet I grab things I needed. Manager bitch tells me well. What do you want us to do and I said “I guess take me home.”
Psych I’m sorry I told her it’s OK it’s not your fault. “On the way home, Do you mind if your driver stops really quick so I can run into the grocery store and grab something to eat and drink since I won’t have a vehicle for four days.” She says “we can drop you off at the H-E-B but we’re not gonna wait.” I like her and say “well then how am I supposed to get home?”
She says “we’re not a taxi service.”
I look at her and say “well, you’re obviously not a rental car place either.”
She gets all butt hurt and offended, and I look at her and say “ pardon me for wanting to get something to eat and drink since I won’t have a vehicle for four days because you’re can’t figure out a way around a seven dollar debit card charge.” Tell her you’ve been very helpful and really wonderful to work with and I recommend you to all my colleagues and friends and family.” on the way home. I get the driver to stop anyway.
 

ChingChongDingDong

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Not the rental places fault your car needs fixed. Not their fault owe 7 bucks a day.

Not that ladies fault the other enterprise didn’t want to pick you up.

Not that ladies problem that you can’t get home from the grocery store.

Get a fucking uber, stop being a cheap bastard.
 

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So i call and this I enterprise asks me my address, and I tell them. They tell me perfect that’s within a 10 mile pick up zone.
I asked him if that policy is the same at every enterprise, and she says yes.
I told her that’s odd because the other people made me call you because I was too far yet.
 

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I freeload off of a Hertz Platinum Elite family member....

Get a high end car for like $45 per day IN SEASON with little reservation notice!!!! Thank you AMEX

Prayers Cent
 

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I usually just hand him or her (your story has gender issues) a credit card and I get the car. seems like your the problem. Next time, see if they speak your native language, cause it sure isn’t English.

now piss off and have a nice day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

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Not the rental places fault your car needs fixed. Not their fault owe 7 bucks a day.

Not that ladies fault the other enterprise didn’t want to pick you up.

Not that ladies problem that you can’t get home from the grocery store.

Get a fucking uber, stop being a cheap bastard.
radies*
 

ChingChongDingDong

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Im taking the family to Orlando/Disney for kids spring break and I literally chose to deal with the fuckin Shuttle over the shitty rental car places.
Disney is cool. But having to walk to the front of the park, and ride that gay ship to the actual park and then walk some more is pretty gay.

What tickets did you buy?

If you need me to translate…

“Bark Bark Bark”
 

shiv

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Disney is cool. But having to walk to the front of the park, and ride that gay ship to the actual park and then walk some more is pretty gay.

What tickets did you buy?

If you need me to translate…

“Bark Bark Bark”
Stay at the Contemporary. Cost a little more, but you are 100 yards from Magic Kingdom. Don’t need to use boat or tram or anything

Other option is just to go to Universal Studios. It’s way underrated
 

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How the fuck don't you have your own name on your debit card. All your fault for being a trust fund baby
Ugh….that’s not it. I’m a trust fund baby….and everyone of my fuckin cards has my name on it. Besides, our special privileges allow us to skip to the front of the line…..and always avoid dealing with stupid poors!
 

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Disney is cool. But having to walk to the front of the park, and ride that gay ship to the actual park and then walk some more is pretty gay.

What tickets did you buy?

If you need me to translate…

“Bark Bark Bark”
What the fuck are you asking me? I don’t speak poor retard. We’re doing everything. Usually do 4 days at park and 3 Day Disney Cruise BUT I didn’t want to do a cruise this time so Disney and Universal parks!
 

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Ugh….that’s not it. I’m a trust fund baby….and everyone of my fuckin cards has my name on it. Besides, our special privileges allow us to skip to the front of the line…..and always avoid dealing with stupid poors!
I'm not a trust fund baby but I'm not a fucking pussy either. I'm not against trust fund baby's. I grew up the poorest in a rich area in SC.
I once took 4 nephews and my niece to Carowinds and got the no lone pass. It was like 189.00 ea. That cemented me as the best uncle
 

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@Rebarcock.

Is this the guy you are going to hire ?
Dude if he keeps his mouth shut on the 100 next counts he has coming his family will be ok. Buster is gonna have a good bit of shame to carry.

He will end up being a do gooder out of shame and this will all get hushed up.
South Carolina has a lot of secrets.
I could tells what I know and get a million.
I have told feds some shit I knew that was wrong. I was offered a substantial amount of money and refused any compensation. I just pointed which direction. And when they couldn't figure something out I tried to fill in the blanks.
I'm not for narco shit but I also don't wanna see America butt fucked.

Strom Thurmond had a half black daughter. That didn't come out for 65 years. Just saying
 

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What the fuck are you asking me? I don’t speak poor retard. We’re doing everything. Usually do 4 days at park and 3 Day Disney Cruise BUT I didn’t want to do a cruise this time so Disney and Universal parks!
He is from oriental lands. He doesn't understand ingles
 

Rebarcock.

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Cheap rental care places are the scum of the Earth. If you've ever tried to rent a car outside the airport in Orlanda, you've seen some shit
Never go w rent a wreck
I don't think I've ever hit anyone but enterprise. Maybe hertz or whoever once. But I rent shit a good bit

Of we need a truck to do crazy shit we rent them and buy walk away insurance.
I've blown 2 trannies like that
Lol pun intended but I did fuck up 2 transmissions and they had to bring another truck to get those stumps out
 

Rva

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Not the rental places fault your car needs fixed. Not their fault owe 7 bucks a day.
No it is Fiats fault. Thee
Not that ladies fault the other enterprise didn’t want to pick you up.

Not that ladies problem that you can’t get home from the grocery store.

Get a fucking uber, stop being a cheap bastard.
Do yall do inventory?
If each other’s private parts
 

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I'm not a trust fund baby but I'm not a fucking pussy either. I'm not against trust fund baby's. I grew up the poorest in a rich area in SC.
I once took 4 nephews and my niece to Carowinds and got the no lone pass. It was like 189.00 ea. That cemented me as the best uncle
In my defense, I never asked to be a trust fund baby either. But I have NEVER complained about it either. 🤷‍♂️
 

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Perfect! But still @Gus has me 2 to 1 FML! 🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♂️
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