Elon Arrives at Titter (link)...

[AgEngDawg]

 

[Taggart]

Twitter employees

 

[BurntJ]

Would have been better if he showed up with a FOR SALE SIGN.....to sell the shitty HQ!!

I'm not sure why he is carrying a sink......but

 

[Rube Reaper]

 

[AgEngDawg]

I would put every cent I own in Tesla stock if that were true.

 

[AgEngDawg]

She should be looking for a new job:

https://twitter.com/vijaya

 

[Taggart]

She should be looking for a new job:

https://twitter.com/vijaya

 

[TopHook]

Would have been better if he showed up with a FOR SALE SIGN.....to sell the shitty HQ!!

I'm not sure why he is carrying a sink......but

Bringing everything and the kitchen sink.

 

[BurntJ]

To Kill…….I couldn’t agree more, though giving her to Iran would work fine with #MeToo!

 

[BurntJ]

Bringing everything and the kitchen sink.

I realized as soon as I posted that I Tee’d that right up for someone!

Should have know it would be my cock brethren (you guys never miss the layups!!! )

 

[tiderollsonu]

Here is a copy of the letter the twit workers sent

Spoiler

Staff, Elon Musk, and Board of Directors:
We, the undersigned Twitter workers, believe the public conversation is in jeopardy.
Elon Musk’s plan to lay off 75% of Twitter workers will hurt Twitter’s ability to serve the public conversation. A threat of this magnitude is reckless, undermines our users’ and customers’ trust in our platform, and is a transparent act of worker intimidation.
Twitter has significant effects on societies and communities across the globe. As we speak, Twitter is helping to uplift independent journalism in Ukraine and Iran, as well as powering social movements around the world.
A threat to workers at Twitter is a threat to Twitter’s future. These threats have an impact on us as workers and demonstrate a fundamental disconnect with the realities of operating Twitter. They threaten our livelihoods, access to essential healthcare, and the ability for visa holders to stay in the country they work in. We cannot do our work in an environment of constant harassment and threats. Without our work, there is no Twitter.
We, the workers at Twitter, will not be intimidated. We recommit to supporting the communities, organizations, and businesses who rely on Twitter. We will not stop serving the public conversation.
We call on Twitter management and Elon Musk to cease these negligent layoff threats. As workers, we deserve concrete commitments so we can continue to preserve the integrity of our platform.
We demand of current and future leadership:
Respect: We demand leadership to respect the platform and the workers who maintain it by committing to preserving the current headcount.
Safety: We demand that leadership does not discriminate against workers on the basis of their race, gender, disability, sexual orientation, or political beliefs. We also demand safety for workers on visas, who will be forced to leave the country they work in if they are laid off.
Protection: We demand Elon Musk explicitly commit to preserve our benefits, those both listed in the merger agreement and not (e.g. remote work). We demand leadership to establish and ensure fair severance policies for all workers before and after any change in ownership.
Dignity: We demand transparent, prompt and thoughtful communication around our working conditions. We demand to be treated with dignity, and to not be treated as mere pawns in a game played by billionaires.
Sincerely,
Twitter workers

Spoiler

 

[tiderollsonu]

Would have been better if he showed up with a FOR SALE SIGN.....to sell the shitty HQ!!

I'm not sure why he is carrying a sink......but

Threw me off for a minute, but his post says "Let that sink in" so a little word play that or he needs the sink to have his balls washed.

 

[tiderollsonu]

@Croot_Overlord


We need this in gif form with Elon's head and the Twitter execs and jacks

 

[BurntJ]

Here is a copy of the letter the twit workers sent

Spoiler

Staff, Elon Musk, and Board of Directors:
We, the undersigned Twitter workers, believe the public conversation is in jeopardy.
Elon Musk’s plan to lay off 75% of Twitter workers will hurt Twitter’s ability to serve the public conversation. A threat of this magnitude is reckless, undermines our users’ and customers’ trust in our platform, and is a transparent act of worker intimidation.
Twitter has significant effects on societies and communities across the globe. As we speak, Twitter is helping to uplift independent journalism in Ukraine and Iran, as well as powering social movements around the world.
A threat to workers at Twitter is a threat to Twitter’s future. These threats have an impact on us as workers and demonstrate a fundamental disconnect with the realities of operating Twitter. They threaten our livelihoods, access to essential healthcare, and the ability for visa holders to stay in the country they work in. We cannot do our work in an environment of constant harassment and threats. Without our work, there is no Twitter.
We, the workers at Twitter, will not be intimidated. We recommit to supporting the communities, organizations, and businesses who rely on Twitter. We will not stop serving the public conversation.
We call on Twitter management and Elon Musk to cease these negligent layoff threats. As workers, we deserve concrete commitments so we can continue to preserve the integrity of our platform.
We demand of current and future leadership:
Respect: We demand leadership to respect the platform and the workers who maintain it by committing to preserving the current headcount.
Safety: We demand that leadership does not discriminate against workers on the basis of their race, gender, disability, sexual orientation, or political beliefs. We also demand safety for workers on visas, who will be forced to leave the country they work in if they are laid off.
Protection: We demand Elon Musk explicitly commit to preserve our benefits, those both listed in the merger agreement and not (e.g. remote work). We demand leadership to establish and ensure fair severance policies for all workers before and after any change in ownership.
Dignity: We demand transparent, prompt and thoughtful communication around our working conditions. We demand to be treated with dignity, and to not be treated as mere pawns in a game played by billionaires.
Sincerely,
Twitter workers

Spoiler

He should respond with…..anyone who signed this is FUCKIN FIRED…..GTFO pivens gif! (And hell yes we need that gif ASAP!)

 

[hmt5000]

I'm going to laugh my ass off when he announces every employee is fired and any wanting to work there will have to reapply for their job.

 

[Rube Reaper]

 

[AgEngDawg]

 

[AgEngDawg]

Maybe the banning of the Babylon Bee was the true turning point of our nation.

 

[AgEngDawg]

 

[quickfeet]

Absolute gigachad move

 

[TopHook]

That's a dude.

 

[AgEngDawg]

Me either.

With all this talk about layoffs, I bet he brought a trio home with him last night.

And Elon always goes in raw.

 

[AgEngDawg]

 

[AgEngDawg]

 

[TopHook]

Oooff

 

[laterallyshaking]

Maybe the banning of the Babylon Bee was the true turning point of our nation.

They banned the bee???

 

[TopHook]

They banned the bee???

yes

 

[tiderollsonu]

 

[hmt5000]

Knowing that Vijaya is gone after that Joe Rogan podcast where she just lied her ass off constantly with a smile on her face.... Priceless.

 

[tiderollsonu]

@Croot_Overlord


We need this in gif form with Elon's head and the Twitter execs and jacks

Damn it @Croot_Overlord someone beat you to it

 

[AgEngDawg]

Elon officially owns Titter.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Obligatory...

 

[tiderollsonu]

Elon officially owns Titter.

Seeing this anywhere other than some rando in cali?

 

[TopHook]

Damn it @Croot_Overlord someone beat you to it

So wall street silver is on tfsf. When was the invite sent?

 

[AgEngDawg]

CEO Parag and CFO are out. Elon in control.

 

[tiderollsonu]

We need to have the rrrreeeee posted here so I can drink some liberal tears

 

[hmt5000]

Tim Pool just said that Elon has Tesla software engineers in the twitter building tonight kicking the tires. LOL.

 

[Taggart]

Twitter big wigs getting AXED

 

[Taggart]

She should be looking for a new job:

https://twitter.com/vijaya

 

[CDDP]