Dude grows a Penis on his arm..... lol

[TheNJNole]

My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I’m a real man again

“Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm?” he said. “It’s been a nightmare.”

nypost.com

“My luck in life hasn’t been too good so far, but it can only go bad for so long, can’t it?” he stated. “Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It’s been a nightmare

MacDonald recalls helping an elderly lady retrieve an item from the top shelf at a supermarket, only to have the penis pop out from beneath his sleeve and nearly hit her on the head.

The dad designed his dream penis with the help of surgeons and added an extra two inches to the manmade model — making it six inches in total.

 

[shiv]

The proud new owner of a 6 inch dream penis

 

[TheNJNole]

The proud new owner of a 6 inch dream penis

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A $100 donation says that dude jammed his arm penis up @TJHall1 ass

 

[Oler Ted]

The proud new owner of a 6 inch dream penis

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Black socks - check

Black tennis shoes with khakis - check

Leaned up against a concrete pole - check

Extremely handsome pose - check

Sitting in a pile of weeks - check

Arm penis - check

 

[TJHall1]

A $100 donation says that dude jammed his arm penis up @TJHall1 ass

 

[Oler Ted]

I can’t even read the article I’m laughing so hard at the title

 

[Oler Ted]

My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I’m a real man again​

 

[Oler Ted]

The mechanic — who resides in Norfolk, England — was left mortified back in 2010 when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor”

 

[Oler Ted]

‘Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It’s been a nightmare.’

 

[Oler Ted]

And the clever medics even installed two tubes to allow MacDonald to inflate the penis with a hand pump in order to give himself an erection.

“This could be a turning point in my life,” the divorced dad gushed

 

[TopHook]

Obligation

 

[TheNJNole]

My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I’m a real man again​

I can't wait to see those commercials at 2am..... lol

 

[Chuck 2020]

ouch. That’s a rough outcome for coming in last in your fantasy league.

 

[TheNJNole]

Lol @ 6" dream pecker.

I went to HS with a dude who girls would be mortified of. He had like a 10" leg. No girl would fuck him. Poor bastard.....

 

[Oler Ted]

 

[TheNJNole]

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Imagine a business meeting and shaking hands..... lol
BUT, this is the BEST


MacDonald recalls helping an elderly lady retrieve an item from the top shelf at a supermarket, only to have the penis pop out from beneath his sleeve and nearly hit her on the head.

 

[Oler Ted]

I can't wait to see those commercials at 2am..... lol

What kind of commercials you watchin??

 

[Ghost Hawg]

“How’s it hanging?” Taps left arm!

 

[Oler Ted]

“How’s it hanging?” Taps left arm!

He had a @Ghost Hawg for a while until the attached his arm penis

 

[yankmenoodle]

You'd never have to stop to piss when traveling. Just hold your arm out of the window. Never have to ask for a bj again.

 

[shiv]

 

[yankmenoodle]

And the clever medics even installed two tubes to allow MacDonald to inflate the penis with a hand pump in order to give himself an erection.

“This could be a turning point in my life,” the divorced dad gushed

I wonder if I could get a valve stem put in mine.

 

[TheNJNole]

What kind of commercials you watchin??

Lol.... TBS at 2am on the weekends. All that weird shit plays

 

[tiderollsonu]

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[Cre8ive]

My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I’m a real man again

“Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm?” he said. “It’s been a nightmare.”

nypost.com

“My luck in life hasn’t been too good so far, but it can only go bad for so long, can’t it?” he stated. “Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It’s been a nightmare

MacDonald recalls helping an elderly lady retrieve an item from the top shelf at a supermarket, only to have the penis pop out from beneath his sleeve and nearly hit her on the head.

The dad designed his dream penis with the help of surgeons and added an extra two inches to the manmade model — making it six inches in total.

He must be right-handed...his new dick is on his left arm. This is his x-wife. No wonder he cut his dick off to get away from her. It appears he beat her to ugly with it too.

 

[Taggart]

Imagine the taxi driver's face when this dude waves it down

 

[sanction]

Nice Hawg.

 

[Emma tenywa]

This has reminded me of a story i heard when i was still a kid. It was about a lady who was having an extra marital affair with a certain guy. When her husband learnt of it,he wanted to teach that guy a lesson. So the husband went to a witch doctor and bewitched the guy who was having an affair with his wife. So, one day after the two(cheating wife and her side guy) made romance and the guy was heading home,he realized that he was attracting unnecessary attention from adults who would look at him with shock on their faces and hysterical laughter from kids. So he asked, at one point what was wrong and he was told that his cock and nuts had moved from the groin to the forehead,and it was erect he couldn't believe it so he checked his trouser and indeed they were not there,. when he asked for a mirror and confirmed that indeed he had an erect penis on the forehead,he just passed out

 

[TopHook]

Didn't read it it but it re-grew or it was attached to arm to save it?

 

[GarnetPild]

Lol @ 6" dream pecker.

I went to HS with a dude who girls would be mortified of. He had like a 10" leg. No girl would fuck him. Poor bastard.....

Yeah, I lol'd at adding 2 inches to get to SIX...poor bastard.

 

[Chief_Trojan]

Fisting takes on a whole new meaning with that guy.

 

[TheNJNole]

Yeah, I lol'd at adding 2 inches to get to SIX...poor bastard.

That post got me permabanned from tMB. Cocksuckers

There's always Dot.com and Warcunt

 

[quickfeet]

Meh, call me when a dude grows an arm on his penis

 

[quickfeet]

Didn't read it it but it re-grew or it was attached to arm to save it?

It’s worth the read I promise

 

[imprimis]

He can bypass the concession stand and go directly to his seat in movie theaters...he has his own slurpee on his arm.