Does your dad have a favorite cussing phrase?

[Cre8ive]

My dad's favorite cussing phrase about people he did not like was-
"What a worthless asshole that son of a bitch is!"

 

[Cletusnow]

My dad was never one for cursing although he would come up with pretty hilarious made up shit. My favorite that he would call a bad driver was cross-eyed turkeylipped buzzard.

 

[Cre8ive]

My dad was never one for cursing although he would come up with pretty hilarious made up shit. My favorite that he would call a bad driver was cross-eyed turkeylipped buzzard.

That's funny as hell! And it sound worse than - "What a worthless asshole that son of a bitch is!"

 

[Jayhacker]

"Gawd dammit son, it doesn't take that long to hit a bad fkn shot". It's how I learned to play golf in a timely manner.

 

[imprimis]

I don't recall my Dad saying too many cuss words let alone phrases. He did ask who I was going to play titties with when I went on a date. After he met them, he would later tell me it was a "nice set".

 

[BigBucnNole]

Grandpa used to say “In France, they’re called artists. In the South we call’em faggots.”

 

[laterallyshaking]

My dad once called somebody "Ricky Retardo" which I still find funny to this day.

 

[Cre8ive]

My dad once called somebody "Ricky Retardo" which I still find funny to this day.

That is funny as shit! I grew up with Lucy and Ricky show! LOL! Thanks man! I'm going to start using that one when necessary in some of my post or replies!

 

[TopHook]

 

[Cards1968]

Mom was getting carsick on the side of the road one time and a car drove by whooping it up like she was drunk. Dad yelled "Fuck you Roy Rogers!" He never ever cussed. We still laugh about it to this day.

 

[Jtrain80]

Be observant of the world around you.

there is such a thing as an educated idiot.

 

[csh]

Plenty of cussing to go around, but no phrases I can recall.

People he didn't like were assigned a nickname, such as dodo, dum-dum, dipshit, etc. "Ole dum-dum was out there today, still working on that same engine."

His catch-all term for any collection of mouth breathing masses was simply "idiots."
"Watch out for idiots." ; "If you wait until noon, there'll be a lot more idiots there." ; "That extra size (motorcycle engine) is good when you've got two people on, and want to get away from an idiot."