Do you talk to yourself?

[catreaper]

Of course when no one else is around. We had a meeting this morning and one part was on the benefits of vocalizing your thoughts when alone. It seems like a crock of shit to me, but I’m not that smart either. I’ll stick to calling my cat a pickle smoocher 20 times a day and mother fucking the retarded garage door opener for my vocal outbursts.

 

[America 1st]

Who doesn't?

 

[HnstTune]

My dad did all the time when I was a kid and I thought he was losing it. Now I do all the time mostly without knowing it. My wife will ask what I said and I’m like, was that out loud?

 

[imprimis]

All the time. I talk to the animals and vermin people hire me to get rid of. Open a cabinet and see a cockroach. "WTF are you doing here? Prepare to die." "I found you, you little bastard." Get some strange looks from clients. Heck, I've bitten dogs that bit me. Got one place the Chihuahua runs and hides when I go inside.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

My dads line of “I have to talk to someone intelligent every once in a while” stuck with me.

So yes.

 

[jarhead5903]

Of course when no one else is around. We had a meeting this morning and one part was on the benefits of vocalizing your thoughts when alone. It seems like a crock of shit to me, but I’m not that smart either. I’ll stick to calling my cat a pickle smoocher 20 times a day and mother fucking the retarded garage door opener for my vocal outbursts.

No, but you smell like a crock of shit. Seems like a valid point to be made here.

 

[JordanPetersHorn]

All the time. Grandmother was a schizophrenic and I’ve got touches of it, but it’s just a force of habit and long term loneliness from not being listened to growing up

 

[Carlscat]

Unfortunately yes...




But I also have Tourette’s sooo...

 

[AmericanViking]

Yup. Sometimes I get answers too

 

[22*43*51]

All the time. Grandmother was a schizophrenic and I’ve got touches of it, but it’s just a force of habit and long term loneliness from not being listened to growing up

 

[quickfeet]

Yeah all the time. My wife laughs her ass off at some of the stuff I say to myself in the shower

 

[BurntJ]

Great....so anyone who has walked in on me masturbating..... probably assumes I have BOTH Tourette syndrome and I'm fuckin insane. Well that's just fucking wonderful. I have always enjoyed playing off the Tourette as it gives me an excuse to scream cuss words repetitively BUT NOW I have to act insane too. FML.

 

[BurntJ]

Yeah all the time. My wife laughs her ass off at some of the stuff I say to myself while jerking it in the shower

FIFY bro!

 

[catreaper]

No, but you smell like a crock of shit. Seems like a valid point to be made here.

Telling yourself how good I look while peaking out of the closet to see me taking your wife to pound town doesn’t count. That’s normal.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Only time I get the answers I want

 

[quickfeet]

FIFY bro!

True story e-bro.

I shout “I’m fixing to coooooooom!”

 

[BurntJ]

True story e-bro.

I shout “I’m fixing to coooooooom!”

MY MAN!!!

 

[croot_lord]

Of course when no one else is around. We had a meeting this morning and one part was on the benefits of vocalizing your thoughts when alone. It seems like a crock of shit to me, but I’m not that smart either. I’ll stick to calling my cat a pickle smoocher 20 times a day and mother fucking the retarded garage door opener for my vocal outbursts.

I talk shit about you to myself all the time. Makes me feel so much better about myself.

 

[BurntJ]

I talk shit about you to myself all the time. Makes me feel so much better about myself.

While yore naked right? If not, this place has gotten too weird for me too quickly.

 

[catreaper]

I talk shit about you to myself all the time. Makes me feel so much better about myself.

I regret asking for a second straw for you to share my margarita with now.

 

[jarhead5903]

Telling yourself how good I look while peaking out of the closet to see me taking your wife to pound town doesn’t count. That’s normal.

I thought you were white?

 

[catreaper]

I thought you were white?

Your vision ain’t right, boy.

 

[Chris Farley]

I don’t talk to myself but I do hear voices!

 

[TheNJNole]

My dads line of “I have to talk to someone intelligent every once in a while” stuck with me.

So yes.

Smart dude

Gumpy, wait until.you start touching yourself and talking to yourself at the samw time. Total game changer kid.....

Still putting out lit cigarette's on chic's backs?