Do we have any radiologist or surgeons on the board?

[TheRealJohnCooper]

DM me please.

NM

 

[Dinkis14]

Lol at someone on this board having an IQ high enough to be one of those.

 

[Hoppo]

I’m a software developer. Hope this helps.

 

[tiderollsonu]

This is why I would hate to be a doctor, imagine going to thanksgiving and cousin Eddie pulls you into the bedroom and shows you a growth on his ass and asks what to do..... "Go see a fucking growth on your ass doctor I'm a fucking pediatrician"

It happens to me being in IT, Uncle will bring his whole computer and monitor and shit to thanksgiving at grandma's house and ask me to fix his computer not printing and leave the fucking printer at home.

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

Ok fucktards. Had an MRI and just didn’t want to wait until the dr responds.

 

[Cre8ive]

DM me please.

NM

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. How can I help you?

 

[yankmenoodle]

I'm not a Gynecologist, but I'll have a look.

 

[skramer100]

This is why I would hate to be a doctor, imagine going to thanksgiving and cousin Eddie pulls you into the bedroom and shows you a growth on his ass and asks what to do..... "Go see a fucking growth on your ass doctor I'm a fucking pediatrician"

It happens to me being in IT, Uncle will bring his whole computer and monitor and shit to thanksgiving at grandma's house and ask me to fix his computer not printing and leave the fucking printer at home.

I’m in med decive and have friends ask me my opinion on joint issues all the time. Younger me would try to show off and do things I know a surgeon would do and know how to do. Old me tells them to call a fucking surgeon.

 

[NolaNole9]

Ok fucktards. Had an MRI and just didn’t want to wait until the dr responds.

MRI of what?

 

[NolaNole9]

I’m in med decive and have friends ask me my opinion on joint issues all the time. Younger me would try to show off and do things I know a surgeon would do and know how to do. Old me tells them to call a fucking surgeon.

Wtf is med device? And why would anyone ask them for medical advice?

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

My cock, it was barely visible.

Naw, it was pelvis checking for a hernia. It’s all good now. I was hoping someone would pretend to be one and give me some bullshit scary analysis.

 

[Viking]

Found one.

 

[BurntJ]

This is why I would hate to be a doctor, imagine going to thanksgiving and cousin Eddie pulls you into the bedroom and shows you a growth on his ass and asks what to do..... "Go see a fucking growth on your ass doctor I'm a fucking pediatrician"

It happens to me being in IT, Uncle will bring his whole computer and monitor and shit to thanksgiving at grandma's house and ask me to fix his computer not printing and leave the fucking printer at home.

I’ve had this same issue with family thinking hey he would like nothing more than to “fix my computer, laptop, call phone, remote, drone, etc.

I just make 90% full bourbon drink and then warn them that they may have to go through the “Dark Web” to log on to their internet…..they understand NONE of this but have heard the Dark Web is where you hire murders and traffic drugs….literally stops them cold and they will grab said tech back quickly and put up in the car.

my bro rolls in just as I had pulled this off and walks into them talking about it….and just loses it .

problem solved for both of us

 

[BurntJ]

Wtf is med device? And why would anyone ask them for medical advice?

I believe he is saying he sells medical devices and idiots ask him for medical Advise as though he is a doctor….which I could easily see happening with all the morons walking around today.

 

[imprimis]

Ok fucktards. Had an MRI and just didn’t want to wait until the dr responds.

I had a MRI several years ago. I'll tell you what they told me if that helps.

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

I had a MRI several years ago. I'll tell you what they told me if that helps.

I love you guys!

 

[tiderollsonu]

I’ve had this same issue with family thinking hey he would like nothing more than to “fix my computer, laptop, call phone, remote, drone, etc.

I just make 90% full bourbon drink and then warn them that they may have to go through the “Dark Web” to log on to their internet…..they understand NONE of this but have heard the Dark Web is where you hire murders and traffic drugs….literally stops them cold and they will grab said tech back quickly and put up in the car.

my bro rolls in just as I had pulled this off and walks into them talking about it….and just loses it .

problem solved for both of us

I lie about it when possible, if someone hears me on the phone or gets told I work in computers I tell them I'm in sales and can sell them a new one. ... They generally stop there and don't need any help all of a sudden

 

[BurntJ]

I lie about it when possible, if someone hears me on the phone or gets told I work in computers I tell them I'm in sales and can sell them a new one. ... They generally stop there and don't need any help all of a sudden

I’ve used the…..I only sell them…and the mention my degree.
I have even used the well computer, systems, software and everything really has changed…. Still doesn’t work for me.
Hell I will Explicitly say….I’m not fucking with your wireless printer under ANY circumstances. I fucking hate them more than anything else. (Picture is me beating this shit out of them like Michael from Office space on the fax)

and yet every fvckin time I end up doing it.

(this is making me really…i may be a fucking sap )

 

[SmokeHouse423]

I’m a software developer. Hope this helps.

What does that intel