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Cocks are going to get stroked TODAY

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We are gonna beat your cocks so hard they bleed 🩸
Yall gonna get pounded by our COCKS!!
WE have Shula on payroll since we found out we were likely going to play. We got all the secrets from him Bitch
 

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In Tuscaloosa

Bama by 20
Fuckng Vandy dude? Lmfao do you think this is worse than 2007 ULM? I'd say definitively yes it s. Saban was building so Debore could tear it all down. He is Bama's Kamala. Tear it all down. Yall took the wilderness exit. Swing by. We are 3 miles down on the rightistockphoto-497254233-612x612.jpg
 

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Alabama coach Kalen DeBoer expressed frustration after the No. 1 Crimson Tide lost to Vanderbilt on Saturday, a result which 'Bama faithful will no doubt classify as inexcusable. The 40-35 loss against the Commodores was the first defeat against Vandy since 1984 and the program's first-ever win over an opponent ranked No. 1 in the AP Top 25.

"Obviously extremely disappointed, frustrated, you name what it is, that's what everyone is in the locker room right now," DeBoer said. "There are some things that we're going to look back on tomorrow and be really frustrated about. We don't like talking 'what ifs' and that's the situation we're going to be in tomorrow."
 

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If the cock blocking is unsuccessful, we are going to hold your cocks so hard
I know how much yall like beating our men's and women's Cocks. But not this this time. The elephants are going to get Cock smacked this week. You heard it hear 1st. We are getting your corch fired. The Shula revenge tour. This week is for himgettyimages-51554020-612x612.jpg
 

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Yall gonna get pounded by our COCKS!!
WE have Shula on payroll since we found out we were likely going to play. We got all the secrets from him Bitch
We shared or secrets w the Commodores. I'm going to Hat Emporium and buy a fitted Dores hat today!

Anyone know any Vandy cheers? I can't think of one I've ever heard.....
 

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Good call. I mean do they have a port on The Cumberland River and they are happy when they get there? That's fucking stupid. I prefer big Cocks
 
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Nobody in The real SEC gaf about some red clay rivalry or whatever that game is called. That game is like Colgate playing Wingate for the DIII intercollegiate backyard fanboy dinner on the other team kinda game. South Eastern Conference- go back to 6th grade geography and look at a map Cowboy. Yall ain't even in the southeast. So stfu again

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I would like to do that. When we play yall I'll probably fly in and check it out. I've never been to Texas before and it'd be a perfect reason.
 

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Laziest bunch of nothings. Yall all a bunch of Kamala wannabes. And you're losers juslike Kamala. Vandy win is Yuge
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Big Dick Don is gonna pound Kamala and the Big 'Ol Cocks in Carolina are going to
FIGHT
FIGHT
Fight
And get our Cocks in the best position to go hard for 60 minutes and blow it all over yall
 

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Vanderbilt never relinquished the lead the entire game. The Commodores started 13-0 after Randon Fontenette returned a Jalen Milroe interception 29 yards for a touchdown. The team was then up 23-7 with 4:10 left in the first half following a Sedrick Alexander rushing touchdown and a Brock Taylor field goal.

The closest Alabama got to taking the lead came in the third quarter after a Milroe rushing touchdown. It was 23-21 at that point. But Vanderbilt hung on.
 

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I’m staying away from that if I’m giving you the points. Y’all we prob throw up some garbage time scores to keep it seem close
Just Like yesterday. Yall gave up too many points. I don't blame you. You're scared of Lanorris and the Shane Train. I get it. DEBORE reminds me of the shark fucker from UF who didn't make it at a bluebook too
 

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If you've never been and you are a fan of college football, make it a point to get to the Cotton Bowl one year to take it all in. It's a spectacle.


You keep selling… but

The beautiful thing about The Game, we don’t have to try to convince people that it’s the biggest.

And then hell, looks like the Oregon game is gonna be bigger now too.
 

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Tomorrow: The Tide are gonna play around with the cocks until they finish them off and put them away

You heard it here first
COCKS LOOK TERRIBLE!
As bad as we are we will be winning soon. BAMA HAS NO CHANCE! Debore is getting fired year 1. It is unacceptable to lose to a gamecock squad. Yall gonna get the Gamecock white sauce all over the place
 

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Doesn't seem like it means more to Corch Debore and Bama anymore. I guess now that Texas is in the league Bama is scared to even try anymore
 
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