China virus from farts

[America 1st]

@absoluteUnit

 

[absoluteUnit]

I’ve actually known this for months. Wait until you find out that the vaccine can be spread through farts as well

 

[Cre8ive]

@absoluteUnit

I have personally caused the hospitalization of one elderly lady in a 35 story elevator ride when I blew a monstrosity of a toxic methane gas fart. She passed out on the 28 floor. I got out on the 35th, but I hit the button for the lobby. I watched out the window of my office in the Perpetual Bank Building in Beverly Hills. In about 10 minutes I heard an ambulance arrive and I looked out the window and saw them carry her out on a stretcher.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Super Spreader

 

[Rebarcock.]

@absoluteUnit

Calling dibs on ass masks. Oh wait that is underwear

 

[imprimis]

I did a bunch of crop dusting in Sam's today. That was due to going to Pancho's last night. Not for quality but quantity.

Note to self: Never go to Sam's or Costco on weekends.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I did a bunch of crop dusting in Sam's today. That was due to going to Pancho's last night. Not for quality but quantity.

Note to self: Never go to Sam's or Costco on weekends.

Some of my most favorite stories are of crop dusting vip types in Georgetown County sc at a place I worked. Me and a shunned wv golf pro used so buttgas everyone. They didn't have video phones readily available in 1996

 

[imprimis]

Reminds me of Larry the Cable Guy and his walking fart stories of his grandmother.

 

[TheGratefulReb]

Reminds me of this

Amazing Images of Classic Japanese Fart Battles

A beautiful scroll from 19th century Japan depicts an epic battle of flatulence.

www.mentalfloss.com

https://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/chi04/chi04_01029/chi04_01029.html

 

[NolesBravesNiners]

If that's true, then I've infected thousands.