Astroturf and sex!

[TopHook]

Make sure you're on bottom. Reverse cowgirl tits in face.

Newest purchase came today.

 

[IrishStout]

Thrusting from your knees while kneeling on carpet is brutal, yes.

 

[TopHook]

Thrusting from your knees while kneeling on carpet is brutal, yes.

Having one knee on concrete does not help.

 

[IrishStout]

Having one knee on concrete does not help.

Agreed. That’s why I laid carpet down in my garage.

 

[Chris Farley]

Agreed. That’s why I laid carpet down in my garage.

And that’s why MY garage is full of beanbags!

 

[TopHook]

Agreed. That’s why I laid carpet down in my garage.

We was on porch. Usually on lamb.