Asperger communication Vs smooth brains, yet another case

[Mungri]

At the place I'm volunteering ...

Me - 'WHERE IS THE TOILET BRUSH'?

Old man misunderstands - 'We ... We ... We don't have much funding so we only have the one ....

Me - 'Yes but where is it?

Old man still misunderstands and blabbers on more as above.

Me - 'Where is the toilet brush so I can use it to clean the loo after I've used it!!!!

Old man - Oh, I leave it in the last one I cleaned.

Fuck smooth brains.

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

Maam this is a Wendy’s

 

[Mungri]

Ma'am why u so stupid?

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

ma’am do you want fries with that?

 

[Mungri]

Yes and since you offered them to me, then they are free maam.

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

ma’am, yourr stirr have to pay for da fries. This ain’t no roser board game crub. We no do free mahda fuka.