All males under 6’ should be put in camps

[absoluteUnit]

 

[TJHall1]

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5'11 or 3'11?

 

[GarnetPild]

Lol @ the typo. That dude might be 3'11", sure as shit not 5'11"...Oh, and as a 6'4" man, I agree with the OP...put em in camps.

 

[Jayhacker]

Lol @ the typo. That dude might be 3'11", sure as shit not 5'11"...Oh, and as a 6'4" man, I agree with the OP...put em in camps.

#me2

 

[TJHall1]

Lol @ the typo. That dude might be 3'11", sure as shit not 5'11"...Oh, and as a 6'4" man, I agree with the OP...put em in camps.

Agree, made the cut at 6'01/4"

 

[BurntJ]

6’1-3/4” in cause I’m not a little bitch….and that fella is pocket sized 3’1 maybe.

Also, is it just me or are napoleon complexes NOT the worst!

 

[TopHook]

Lol @ the typo. That dude might be 3'11", sure as shit not 5'11"...Oh, and as a 6'4" man, I agree with the OP...put em in camps.

I have a story that a friend has told me that has made him afraid of midgets. I'll have to get to my computer to see if I can type it out. He recently had a group come through at his golf course. He could not deal.

 

[GarnetPild]

I have a story that a friend has told me that has made him afraid of midgets. I'll have to get to my computer to see if I can type it out. He recently had a group come through at his golf course. He could not deal.

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[absoluteUnit]

5'11 or 3'11?

Lol @ the typo. That dude might be 3'11", sure as shit not 5'11"...Oh, and as a 6'4" man, I agree with the OP...put em in camps.

Definitely 5’11”

 

[GarnetPild]

Definitely 5’11”

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[shiv]

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Please tell me this is the beginning of a blacked video

 

[TJHall1]

I have a story that a friend has told me that has made him afraid of midgets. I'll have to get to my computer to see if I can type it out. He recently had a group come through at his golf course. He could not deal.

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There is no story you can type up that could justify someone being afraid of a midget! Why? How could you be afraid of an extremely short person?

 

[shiv]

There is no story you can type up that could justify someone being afraid of a midget! Why? How could you be afraid of an extremely short person?

There was another guy on here, I think @JuliusLeRoy that said him and his daughter were terrified of midgets. He used to post funny memes on here. Hope he pops back in one day

Edit: lol just noticed you were on here today Julius (if I got the right poster)

 

[TJHall1]

There was another guy on here, I think @JuliusLeRoy that said him and his daughter were terrified of midgets. He used to post funny memes on here. Hope he pops back in one day

Edit: lol just noticed you were on here today Julius (if I got the right poster)

Yup, I remember that person posting that stuff. I just don't get it, being scared of them.

 

[shiv]

Also, 5’11.75” here

I always round up to 6’ though

 

[GarnetPild]

Please tell me this is the beginning of a blacked video

God, I wish...Dana Perino with Tyrus, both fox news contributors. Assume they still are anyway, don't watch fnc since their election bullshit showed me their true colors.

 

[ChicagoFats]

I have a story that a friend has told me that has made him afraid of midgets. I'll have to get to my computer to see if I can type it out. He recently had a group come through at his golf course. He could not deal.

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I 100% swear to God that the guy on the back row in the blue shirt (Patrick) attended my wedding and gave a speech.

Story to come.

 

[TJHall1]

I 100% swear to God that the guy on the back row in the blue shirt (Patrick) attended my wedding and gave a speech.

Story to come.

There's 3 blue shirts. Ready for this story.

 

[grimm515]

5'10" feels bad man.

 

[NolesBravesNiners]

5'11 or 3'11?

This. If he’s 5’11 I’m 12ft

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

I’m a little over 6 in length and just under 6 in girth.

 

[22*43*51]

In @ 6’2”, I can ride this roller coaster OP.

 

[theDane8106]

I'm 6'3.75" so I'm good. My oldest son is 5'7", he calls himself a "gentleman's 5'8" lol. (still doesn't make the cut) He was born pre-mature so I blame the steroids they pumped into him to develop his lungs. His little brother is 6'5" and his little sister (no pics) is 5'8". Shit, his 16 year old baby brother is 6'0". Fine viking family.

 

[22*43*51]

I'm 6'3.75" so I'm good. My oldest son is 5'7", he calls himself a "gentleman's 5'8" lol. (still doesn't make the cut) He was born pre-mature so I blame the steroids they pumped into him to develop his lungs. His little brother is 6'5" and his little sister (no pics) is 5'8". Shit, his 16 year old baby brother is 6'0". Fine viking family.

Lol. I had a diminutive boss that when asked for his polo size would respond “medium husky”.

I remember @theRealSteveCook on tMB defending his manlet-ness by claiming 5’10.5”

Apparently manlet’s think decimals help their status.

 

[ChicagoFats]

I have a story that a friend has told me that has made him afraid of midgets. I'll have to get to my computer to see if I can type it out. He recently had a group come through at his golf course. He could not deal.

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There's 3 blue shirts. Ready for this story.

I was living in Chicago in my early 20's and the apartment across the street went up for sale. I had saved enough cash to buy my own place so put that apartment across the street under contract.

Before I moved in, one of my buddies came over to hang out and he said "Hey i just saw a couple midgets walking into that place you just bought." We were drinking and ripping bong hits so I thought he was fucking around with me and just being funny. Fast forward a couple weeks later when i go to move in and as im walking up the stairs to my place on the 3rd flood, i notice the door on the 2nd floor has a peep hole just above waist level. I'll be damned he wasn't fucking around and there are a couple of midgets that live there.

City living is tight quarters and I got to know Patrick and Bailey very well. They were a pretty normal couple, had two kids (both little people) and loved to drink wine and get hammered. One memory was that they needed a new TV and they aren't really big enough to carry TV's so they asked me if I'd walk to best buy with them and help them get a tv. So its me (6'2) and 4 little people walking down the street of Chicago carrying their tv.

Long story short, they lived right below us and we invited them to our wedding. They ended up coming and the dude in the picture got up to make a speech, and when he did he stood on a chair, about how my wife and I had helped them and been good friends to them.

We have since lost touch, haven't talked to them in 10 years. But fwiw they like to be called little people and not midgets.

What golf course were they at @TopHook?

 

[GarnetPild]

Lol. I had a diminutive boss that when asked for his polo size would respond “medium husky”.

I remember @theRealSteveCook on tMB defending his manlet-ness by claiming 5’10.5”

Apparently manlet’s think decimals help their status.

 

[TJHall1]

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I was living in Chicago in my early 20's and the apartment across the street went up for sale. I had saved enough cash to buy my own place so put that apartment across the street under contract.

Before I moved in, one of my buddies came over to hang out and he said "Hey i just saw a couple midgets walking into that place you just bought." We were drinking and ripping bong hits so I thought he was fucking around with me and just being funny. Fast forward a couple weeks later when i go to move in and as im walking up the stairs to my place on the 3rd flood, i notice the door on the 2nd floor has a peep hole just above waste level. I'll be damned he wasn't fucking around and there are a couple of midgets that live there.

City living is tight quarters and I got to know Patrick and Bailey very well. They were a pretty normal couple, had two kids (both little people) and loved to drink wine and get hammered. One memory was that they needed a new TV and they aren't really big enough to carry TV's so they asked me if I'd walk to best buy with them and help them get a tv. So its me (6'2) and 4 little people walking down the street of Chicago carrying their tv.

Long story short, they lived right below us and we invited them to our wedding. They ended up coming and the dude in the picture got up to make a speech, and when he did he stood on a chair, about how my wife and I had helped them and been good friends to them.

We have since lost touch, haven't talked to them in 10 years. But fwiw they like to be called little people and not midgets.

What golf course were they at @TopHook?

He's a redwood among the little people. Good story.

 

[LVRebel]

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I was living in Chicago in my early 20's and the apartment across the street went up for sale. I had saved enough cash to buy my own place so put that apartment across the street under contract.

Before I moved in, one of my buddies came over to hang out and he said "Hey i just saw a couple midgets walking into that place you just bought." We were drinking and ripping bong hits so I thought he was fucking around with me and just being funny. Fast forward a couple weeks later when i go to move in and as im walking up the stairs to my place on the 3rd flood, i notice the door on the 2nd floor has a peep hole just above waste level. I'll be damned he wasn't fucking around and there are a couple of midgets that live there.

City living is tight quarters and I got to know Patrick and Bailey very well. They were a pretty normal couple, had two kids (both little people) and loved to drink wine and get hammered. One memory was that they needed a new TV and they aren't really big enough to carry TV's so they asked me if I'd walk to best buy with them and help them get a tv. So its me (6'2) and 4 little people walking down the street of Chicago carrying their tv.

Long story short, they lived right below us and we invited them to our wedding. They ended up coming and the dude in the picture got up to make a speech, and when he did he stood on a chair, about how my wife and I had helped them and been good friends to them.

We have since lost touch, haven't talked to them in 10 years. But fwiw they like to be called little people and not midgets.

What golf course were they at @TopHook?

he looks a lot like a little people version of

 

[TopHook]

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I was living in Chicago in my early 20's and the apartment across the street went up for sale. I had saved enough cash to buy my own place so put that apartment across the street under contract.

Before I moved in, one of my buddies came over to hang out and he said "Hey i just saw a couple midgets walking into that place you just bought." We were drinking and ripping bong hits so I thought he was fucking around with me and just being funny. Fast forward a couple weeks later when i go to move in and as im walking up the stairs to my place on the 3rd flood, i notice the door on the 2nd floor has a peep hole just above waste level. I'll be damned he wasn't fucking around and there are a couple of midgets that live there.

City living is tight quarters and I got to know Patrick and Bailey very well. They were a pretty normal couple, had two kids (both little people) and loved to drink wine and get hammered. One memory was that they needed a new TV and they aren't really big enough to carry TV's so they asked me if I'd walk to best buy with them and help them get a tv. So its me (6'2) and 4 little people walking down the street of Chicago carrying their tv.

Long story short, they lived right below us and we invited them to our wedding. They ended up coming and the dude in the picture got up to make a speech, and when he did he stood on a chair, about how my wife and I had helped them and been good friends to them.

We have since lost touch, haven't talked to them in 10 years. But fwiw they like to be called little people and not midgets.

What golf course were they at @TopHook?

Oyster bay in calabash.

 

[denn]

Oyster bay in calabash.

I almost took a position at Oyster Bay a few years back. Love the Calabash area but I'd be more inclined to go over the border to the Little River area. Which is where I have been going for a month or so every winter for the last 5 years. (Farmstead area)

We have a couple of little people that play at our course in Ct. and they definitely prefer little people over midgets. Heck I try to have my guys charge them our junior rates when they play but that pisses them off even more. Good folks though.

 

[TopHook]

There's 3 blue shirts. Ready for this story.

It starts at Disney world with his fraternity brothers.

 

[Cre8ive]

There is no story you can type up that could justify someone being afraid of a midget! Why? How could you be afraid of an extremely short person?

Midgets own more guns and knives per capita than any other "group" or "tribe" of humans on earth. DO NOT FUCK WITH A MIDGET! They always shoot first and ask questions later.

 

[TopHook]

So, My boy and his fraternity were in neverland.
He's walking around with his beer and knocks into a little person, he's 6'5'' (something like that, he's tall)
Looks down at the guy and say's, "Sorry little guy" .
Didn't go over well with the little guy and the dude starts swinging and trying to fight him.
X (my boy) holds him back like

While he spills his beer on the little person on accident.
Meanwhile frat bros are video tapping and laughing, while X is asking for help and not knowing what to do.
Fight stops for a bit and X thinks it done.
At the time, while he didn't know, there was a littler person convention at disney world, and the little guy went and got all of his buddies, and brought them back. 1 V 25 still wouldn't like those odds. They all come back for him and start whaling on X.
It was broken up by security at that time, but he is still shaken to this day.
Then this group...

comes in to his course and wanting to play. He couldn't handle and had to leave.

 

[TJHall1]

So, My boy and his fraternity were in neverland.
He's walking around with his beer and knocks into a little person, he's 6'5'' (something like that, he's tall)
Looks down at the guy and say's, "Sorry little guy" .
Didn't go over well with the little guy and the dude starts swinging and trying to fight him.
X (my boy) holds him back like

While he spills his beer on the little person on accident.
Meanwhile frat bros are video tapping and laughing, while X is asking for help and not knowing what to do.
Fight stops for a bit and X thinks it done.
At the time, while he didn't know, there was a littler person convention at disney world, and the little guy went and got all of his buddies, and brought them back. 1 V 25 still wouldn't like those odds. They all come back for him and start whaling on X.
It was broken up by security at that time, but he is still shaken to this

So, My boy and his fraternity were in neverland.
He's walking around with his beer and knocks into a little person, he's 6'5'' (something like that, he's tall)
Looks down at the guy and say's, "Sorry little guy" .
Didn't go over well with the little guy and the dude starts swinging and trying to fight him.
X (my boy) holds him back like

While he spills his beer on the little person on accident.
Meanwhile frat bros are video tapping and laughing, while X is asking for help and not knowing what to do.
Fight stops for a bit and X thinks it done.
At the time, while he didn't know, there was a littler person convention at disney world, and the little guy went and got all of his buddies, and brought them back. 1 V 25 still wouldn't like those odds. They all come back for him and start whaling on X.
It was broken up by security at that time, but he is still shaken to this day.
Then this group...

comes in to his course and wanting to play. He couldn't handle and had to leave.

I only have 1 question: why do you have a printed off picture of these midgets?

 

[TopHook]

I only have 1 question: why do you have a printed off picture of these midgets?

The golf course took the pictures and printed them out for them.

He said he would have the print a few days after. I said he was lying until he showed that to me.

X said, he had to call everyone that posted or had the video to erase it. Even had to pay some to take it down. He thinks there are a couple still out there that we are searching for.