10 Things most of us learn too late...

[Cre8ive]

 

[Rebarcock.]

Shit floats
Never play poker w a man named after a major city
It takes a ninja to kill a ninja

 

[America 1st]

#7

 

[Jtrain80]

Plumber Wisdom:

Shit runs downhill
Friday is payday
Don't chew your fingernails

 

[RJ2kWJ]

#10 should be #1. A lot of that list is dumb as fuck.

 

[skramer100]

Never get less than 12 hours of sleep
Never play cards with a guy who has the first name as a city
Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
you stick to that the rest is cream cheese.

 

[shiv]

Never trust a fart. Damn that has bit me way to many times. I’m just to trusting of a person

 

[Rebarcock.]

Never trust a fart. Damn that has bit me way to many times. I’m just to trusting of a person

About 5 years ago I got bit by a dog. Almost lost my rt thumb. Had surgery. They gave me some super antibiotic injection. Fucked up my gut bacteria ever since. I can no longer trust any fart ever. I've tried everything. It is especially bad if I drink and the day after. I still drink I just don't trust facts. I carry a 4 pack of boxers,shorts, jeans in my truck

 

[shiv]

About 5 years ago I got bit by a dog. Almost lost my rt thumb. Had surgery. They gave me some super antibiotic injection. Fucked up my gut bacteria ever since. I can no longer trust any fart ever. I've tried everything. It is especially bad if I drink and the day after. I still drink I just don't trust facts. I carry a 4 pack of boxers,sgorts,shorts, jeans in my truck

That last sentence is sage advice

 

[Cre8ive]

#10 should be #1. A lot of that list is dumb as fuck.

You'd be surprised how many people are as dumb as fuck. Look at the millions of jackasses that are losing their shit of the covid fear campaign.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Never get less than 12 hours of sleep
Never play cards with a guy who has the first name as a city
Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
you stick to that the rest is cream cheese.

So if my name was “Va Beach last name” , I’d fuck some people up at poker? Awesome.

 

[NuclearPower]

No Balls, No Girlfriends