absoluteUnit
Check out the size of this lad
How do you respond to her?
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Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).
“Hey is this your first time ever in a pool? I like your sunglasses”
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1st you say, “Oh thanks”
Then you turn around and ignore her 15 minutes, then show back up with a drink in your hand for her, apologize for being rude, and game on.
For the rookies and those with shit game, what you have done is let her know your the dominate one, and with that 15 minutes of holding, she spent that time worrying about what was wrong with her, because she swam over thinking she had the grips. You just reset that game and now yore in charge.
You can also just tell her from the rip that if she’s looking for a relationship, to just walk away yore an asshole, but if she’s looking to have one of the best romps in the bedroom, then your her guy. (This probably won’t work for you ugly bastards though)
(I really did use the line once and it worked)
If all else fails, I’m at least saving a mental image of those PFD’s for the spank bank.
Then you turn around and ignore her 15 minutes, then show back up with a drink in your hand for her, apologize for being rude, and game on.
For the rookies and those with shit game, what you have done is let her know your the dominate one, and with that 15 minutes of holding, she spent that time worrying about what was wrong with her, because she swam over thinking she had the grips. You just reset that game and now yore in charge.
You can also just tell her from the rip that if she’s looking for a relationship, to just walk away yore an asshole, but if she’s looking to have one of the best romps in the bedroom, then your her guy. (This probably won’t work for you ugly bastards though)
(I really did use the line once and it worked)
If all else fails, I’m at least saving a mental image of those PFD’s for the spank bank.
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