Recent content by Zigjr

Blew your load on the server watching midget tranny porn eh? Happens to the best of us.

Shit no he didn’t share! If it wasn’t for me he wouldn’t have asked. I was the one who told him he should ask since I knew y’all were meeting up haha. It’s all good though but keep me in mind next time you make some more please!

My dads last 4 labs were Miller, Mollie, Maggie and Mose. I got one of his puppies and said I should name him Magic. I named him Brah. Also had a pet raccoon as a kid appropriately named Bandit.

I’m good for something other than drinking beer sometimes haha.

Haha no doubt my favorite. I’m ready for next season to come out.

I never have but a buddy in high school did. I was playing poker on the computer and he came in with tears in eyes from forcing that thing out and laughing. He was like dude you have to come see this. I went to check it out and he basically had shit a baseball. He used a pencil to break it up...

OP posting that.

Better keep an eye on them though. Next thing you know they’ll be sneaking across the property line and taking siestas at your pool.

When my dad died he wanted the Mennonites to sing at his funeral. So me and my family are all sitting there and they begin to sing. It was sad at first and we’re all teared up trying to hold it in best we can. And they keep singing on and on and on and the deep baritone guy was way off key. At...

Those are some TopHooks right there...

We bAUck baby!!!