I got too drunk last Friday and fell down the stairs at 1 am and woke up my wife. Big ass bruise on my leg. She was pissed all day Saturday. Sunday night I told her I would keep it chill, but then I fell again (stepping over the baby gate) and knocked over a lot of shit. My wife luckily blamed...
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