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    Man slits his own throat

    Wife said they had to do a case study on a lady that intentionally laid her neck on a table saw. Said the pics of the scene were pretty brutal.
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    Should absolute immunity for prosecutors be ended?

    I think its kind of shitty that they are afforded absolute immunity against basically a limitless list of misconduct. With the pressure to secure convictions, it almost seems as if misconduct from prosecutors would be expected. Below is a list of the types of conduct prosecutors are explicitly...
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    Billy Gates is quite the ladies man...

    I'm so glad I'm from the south. I don't understand how entire regions of the country can be overrun with such physically undesirable women. Winblad recalled, “I said she’d be a good match for him because she had intellectual stamina.”
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    Congrats Crootn, 2400 Members Achieved 👏

    Fuck that unoriginal asshole.
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    Any post spring football game predictions for your favorite University?

    A&M is already 1-0 after our spring game. So yeah...things are looking up.
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    Bo Pix facts...

    Yeah. He's dogshit. He's always been dogshit. He will always be dogshit. But hey, he was at the Championship Game that one time when he was a kid. Hard to find intangibles like that.
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    Can you shit and piss at the EAXCT same time

    I’ve pissed, shit, and puked at the same time. Must be amateur hour. I’ll come back later.
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    China censors feminists

    Click here for evidence.
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    China censors feminists

    If by buddy buddy you mean had China on the economic ropes, then yes.
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    Last Words

    Surprise me.
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    What does your energy drink game look like?

    Used to be a Bang guy. Switched to Reigns. Can’t hardly stand the taste of Bangs now after switching. Orange and Mango are also my go to. They have a new gummy bear flavor out that isn’t bad.
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    Don’t poke the bear if you can’t back it up

    My god that was beautiful. You could see the exact moment when the kid realized the corner he had just been unknowingly backed into. D'Souza was a lot more tactful than I would've been. "Either withdraw from school now, or else you are a lying white supremacist.
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    Guilty pleasure song

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    Workout bros

    Programming for the goal of attaining the highest possible SBD totals...yes.
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    Workout bros

    Fuck CrossFit. Start powerlifting. Thank me later.
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