Recent content by Goat

Please don't. To quite an old tome, when the germans shoot, we Brits duck, when the Brits shoot, we Germans duck. When the Americans shoot, everyone ducks!

I have absolutely no idea how I've ended up here but hey ho. I'm fucked in the socialist scum republic of Wales so want out

I lurve American ladies, the ones from Alibama and Georgia, not the fat fuckers or the ones with tatoo'd eyebrows. Only slim ladies between 45 and 50 need apply, size of brest is immaterial but must like having beers and a laugh. Dog friendly ladies with nicely trimmed gadger and a firearms...

Get the prey mat out and cuddle thy goat. The God's, there very many but due to financial constraints you lot have God, the bearded lady and the muslimes have Allahn and Mohammerhead. I'd give up and watch Xhampster, just an opinion but hey ho

Great pics Champ. Is it a dog or kangeroo?

That's me fucked then. No porn or sexy New Zealand ladies? I'm Welsh so no sheep pics please, we voted them in to the WAG, first thing they did was put all communication in Baahh

Mans beat friend is our penis, best friend are our dogs. Humans are, well, whatever. Peace and love to our four legged friends, apart from cats, socialist scum of furry critters. :)

He's voted then