Recent content by Detective John Kimble

FSU got screwed.

Number 74 on Tennessee’s oline sucks donkey balls.

The Episcopal Church is becoming more like the Church of Satan than the Church of England. This is coming from an Episcopalian.

He looks exactly the same.

Just curious if @BurntJ and his shriveled penis have been seen around here since?

I feel the same way. Florida is the only formerly “purple” state with a brain. I thought I saw somewhere that it’s the Gen Z vote more than anything. People under 30 didn’t used to vote that much. COViD has changed the game. Now mailing out hundreds of thousands of ballots is the norm. I...

That was pretty racist of him to wear blackface.

Fox News is run by this family:

Mostly more about Elvis. It was more like a 90s and 2000s movie where it made a big deal of his heartbreak over MLK and RFK (Hollywood heroes). It did not make him a cultural appropriator. So it was decent. The ending really was good though.

What is Rube Reaper gonna do without Petroleum Jelly?

Unfortunately no. I did realize when they showed the real Elvis at the end, that was all I wanted to see. Not that Schlub actor playing him. I could have just watched Elvis on YouTube.

I have 3 kids and no time for the gym. I am 42 years old and stay skinny thanks to ulcerative Colitis. I am blessed.

The Army has the real birds in a secret location. They are waiting for the Democrats to fully incriminate themselves. At the right moment, the real birds will take wing and conquer the world. SKOL!