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    Crawfish Boil

    Try walking into the Green Parrot stark naked. Someone will assist you shortly.
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    Velo1 is here

    My man!
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    Heels brings up 25A

    That guy is a fucking joke. Every week, he throws shit at the wall and just waits to see what sticks.
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    I'm officially inviting Martin to come hang out with me in Montana, as long as he doesn't end the night looking like this

    When you come to Montana, we'll drink beer and whiskey though. And eat some psychedelic mushrooms.
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    I'm officially inviting Martin to come hang out with me in Montana, as long as he doesn't end the night looking like this

    He probably won't "accidentally" lead our group to a gay bar, either.
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    What’s the weirdest part about dreams IYO?

    Gonna come true eventually. Look at the path this civilizationis headed down. It's absolutely possible.
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    What’s the weirdest part about dreams IYO?

    Every 3-4 years, I have a dream that predicts an event in the near future. Started in high school when I predicted my exact grade on a calculus test, and since then I've called Mitch Mitchell's death, a buddy's car wreck, and others. Weirds me the fuck out.
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    Hey Everyone hope you're having a good day?

    @Martin if I dared you to swim in that water naked, would you do it?
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